help-me-draw:

theatomicboom:

ATTENTION BROKE ARTISTS LIKE ME:

THERE ARE CHEAP, ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO YOUR PRODUCTS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO SCRAP BY EVERY WEEK FOR ART SUPPLIES.

YOU NEED GOOD BRISTOL PAPER FOR YOUR TRADITIONAL DRAWINGS? LOOK NO FURTHER. YOUR LOCAL TARGET OR ANYWHERE THAT SEELS PRINTER PAPER SHOULD HAVE CARDSTOCK RIGHT THERE IN THE PRINTER PAPER AISLE FOR YOUR NEEDS. IT’S SMOOTH AS A BABY’S ASS AND AFFORDABLE AT 5 BUCKS FOR A FAIRLY THICK STACK OF THIS MAGIC

(IT TAKES LESS THAN 20 BUCKS TO GET OVER 200 PIECES OF THIS FINE SHIT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I JUST GOT SOME THIS WEEKEND AND IT IS INCREDIBLE)

YOU NEED BETTER INKING PENS? GUESS WHAT WORKS EVEN BETTER THAN ANY BITCH-ASS COPICS OR MICRONS 

SCRAP-BOOKING PENS

THAT’S RIGHT, THAT SHIT YOUR GRANDMA USES TO DECORATE YOUR MOM’S BABY BOOK, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SO LEGIT

IT DOESN’T SMUDGE OR GET ITS INK TAKEN AWAY IF YOU DON’T WANT 57 YEARS FOR IT TO DRY. AND IT COMES JUST AS MANY SIZES YOU NEED FOR YOUR FINE-DETAIL MAKING ASS, BECAUSE YOUR FINE ASS IS WORTH IT, YOU CAN ALSO GET THEM IN A RAINBOW OF COLOURS BECAUSE MAN WHO NEED DARK LINES ALL THE TIME? NOT YOU, BECAUSE YOU’RE A LONER, A REBEL, AND DOTTIE IS GONNA HAVE TO GET THE FUCK USED TO IT

YOU NEED PENCILS TO COLOUR YOUR NEW MASTERPIECE WITH?

PRANG IS A FAIRLY CHEAP BRAND THAT MAKES DAMN GOOD PENCILS THAT BLENDS HELLA WELL, LIKE ME AND FRIED FOODS, DAMNIT I MADE MYSELF HUNGRY

(DON’T GET THEIR WATERCOLOURS THOUGH, SHIT WILL WARP YOUR PAPER LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER)

PROTIP: IT IS PERFECTLY POSSIBLE TO GET BETTER BRANDS LIKE PRISMACOLOUR OR COPICS, BUT YOU HAVE TO SAVE COUPONS LIKE IT’S GOLD, BECAUSE IT FUCKING IS. COUPONS ARE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND, PARTNER, AND LOVER. THE COUPONS CAN MAKE AND BREAK YOU, SO USE WISELY. BECAUSE FOR REAL I GOT 300 BUCKS OF MARKERS FOR 95 BUCKS WITH SAVED UP COUPONS, ALSO IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE LIKE MICHAEL’S THEY’LL BE NICE AND GIVE YOU COUPONS IF YOU ASK NICELY, SO LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET SOME HALF-OFF SHIT AND PRODUCE THE BEST ART YOU MOTHERFUCKING CAN

Humorous tips~